wrong proverbs

Tonight on Big Brother, Darren was insisting that the phrase 'six of one, half a dozen of the other' should be 'six, or one half dozen of another'

how many other proverbs can be bastardised? here are some suggestions:

- Absence makes the heart Jane Fonda
- Actions tweet louder than birds
- Better the devil you know than The Locomotion
- Too many cooks spoil the brothel
- Surly to bed and surly to rise
- Fools rush where angels brought me here
- Let bagels be bagels
- Nothing is certain but death and taxis

Feel free to add others.....