Jerry Springer

The Jerry Springer Show is even more sordid than I'd remembered. I took the advice from Shaz to catch up daytime TV, and Jerry Springer is on almost as often as The Simpsons. And they really do live in trailer parks. And what is it about the women flashing their breasts? To really get into the mood, I feel like I should be wearing a soiled nylon dressing-gown, eating white bread or pop tarts and have a tooth missing. Hang on, make that a chromosome missing. I'm going to have a long hot bath and play some classical music to recover...