Phantom Pee-er

Forgot to mention, when we got back from doing the show on Saturday, there was someone weeing on the tree in the nature strip outside our house. Or at least I think there was....I had taken my contact lenses out and so could not see that clearly. There was a spider in the house, that Joe caught in a glass and I took it out to the front garden and there was a lad standing there, with that familiar splishing sound, and he just said "Allo mate". What do you say to that?
Then we saw an even bigger spider, took that outside and the urinating urchin had gone.