Podiatry

I went to the podiatrist yesterday. Actually I have never heard of a podiatrist before yesterday either, they are like a chiropodist on steroids (or a posh foot doctor). You see, I've had these verucas on my foot for nearly 3 years, and my news years' resolution was to get my feet sorted out.

I had the full works, cutting of dead skin with a scalpel, freezing with liquid nitrogen and sanding down with a black & decker ebrasive disc. When I had the liquid nitrogen, the podiatrist said to me "just scream when the pain gets too much", but I just sat there hearing my skin sizzle and a wisp of smoke go up. After a few seconds she took it away, and said "wow, most people don't last that long".

[dino]
ps sorry if thats put you off your dinner, maybe it should have had a warning at the start