Back to school

well, back to work at least. I didn't sleep very well last night, it was very hot and there were thunderstorms. If you're wondering why theres suddenly been lots of rain in Melbourne its because I decided to water the whole garden yesterday. The water evapourated and formed rain clouds.

Tony at work told me that he'd been involved in a 6 car pile-up over Christmas. I think that the road toll figures are shocking (344 people died over the past year in Victoria alone), but he was given some advice from his father: if you get breath-tested by the police, drink some vegetable oil cos that means it won't be detected. So his dad thinks its ok for him to be driving over the alcohol limit, as long as he is not caught....?

On another topic, I'm listening to Eminem's new album Encore. Do you reckon he hates or loves gay people? It must be a topic close to his heart to appear so much in his lyrics. Here is a verse from 'Rain Man':
"I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, ut! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up"