mobile phone

I must be the only person in Australia without a mobile phone. Since we arrived here 5 years ago and my UK phone didnt work (even when i turned it upside-down), I have been free of the responsibility of daily charging, and forgetting to turn off ringtones in meetings and at cinemas. But Joe has worn me down and made me realise that I should be contactable sometimes. The main arguement that worked was "well, you can always leave it turned off"

Now I just have the task of choosing from 5000 different brands, types and models of mobile phone. ideally i'd like to have one that just makes phone calls, no other fancy features but somehow dont think such a phone has been invented yet.

You'll all know when I have made my purchase, because I'll be one of the those annoying people trying out all of the different ringtones in a public place somewhere. I'm thinking maybe in the library.