earwig

yesterday I thought i felt a fly crawling on my neck. but when i reached up to feel it, the thing my hand touched wasnt light and feathery like a fly, or soft and tickly like a spider, it was hard and crusty, like a massive prawn-crab monster. erggg. then it fell onto the floor with an audible crash and i could see it was a giant earwig - lucky i felt it before it crawled into my ear and bored into my brain to lay eggs